"At this point in my life I don't know very many things, but I can promise you this - You are loved completely."

1nk-182:

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

So its cool if I have permission?

(via devin-distortion)

g0urmand:

all-the-daisies-in-her-hair:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

wow

real shit.

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via devin-distortion)

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

(via devin-distortion)

petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*

(Source: barebackinq, via devin-distortion)

lays-wifeu:

fanserviced:

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

If there’s anything I’ve learned from kpop it’s that you can always have a comeback.

this is the most encouraging thing ever.

(via continuants)